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my phone got stolen yesterday. i start my job on monday, and suddenly mom is like, maybe it’s better for you to stay at home, at least here we’re sure nothing will happen to you. (she seems to have changed her mind now though, thank god. still angry though.)

luckily the only things i will miss from my phone are the photos and the songs. most the accounts logged on there have been secured (i think. maybe not spring.me and goodreads, but i don’t use those much anyway). also the fanfiction, but i can just download those again from ao3 (small blessings), and the fan comics and that one slightly smutty doujin that’s fortunately still compressed.

i’ve lost a lot of phones throughout the years, and in retrospect, most of them were snatched in philcoa. it’s a dangerous place.

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

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princessradish:

Haru insulting people in your head just doesn’t cut it

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

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marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: The Pulse (2004) #12

Spider-Man would make an excellent and comforting midwife.

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http://ask-mrbojangles.tumblr.com/post/91306601819/julialost-fanfictions-with-oc-be-like-i

ask-mrbojangles:

julialost:

Fanfictions with OC be like :

"I was rather ordinary, not really pretty, with my heart shaped face, full lips, long eyelashes with auburn curled hair going down to my hips and my mismatched eyes, one gold one silver"

"I was a complete stud… Ladies were all over my 400 pound…

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megglesbagels:

shinytoysoldiers:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

OHM Y GOD

this is amazing omg

megglesbagels:

shinytoysoldiers:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

OHM Y GOD

this is amazing omg

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◢ Having your story planned out

potatofarmgirl:

itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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That’s me.  I’m that corgi.   

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vapor-man:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

neon genesis evangelion

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sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

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(Source: baterfly)

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fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,Hermione Giggler, andRon Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.
Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
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omg. this whole post is amazing

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

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Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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omg. this whole post is amazing

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blame-my-muses:

lilymydeer:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

The truth of it is that Harry regretted not going into Slytherin after all, so specifically gave his son the initials A.S.P., because asps are wicked cool snakes, and with a name like that, how could the Sorting Hat put Albus anywhere BUT Slytherin, I mean COME ON! And Harry plans to live vicariously through him.

(Source: queeranora)

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ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

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(Source: donusaur)